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LARDY Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott reportedly popped Kamagra after an “unsuccessful attempt at sex” with his ex-lover Tracey Temple. The revelation emerged last May after Tracey’s diaries revealed the Labour politician also had a manhood the size of a cocktail sausage.

OZZY Osbourne failed to make love to wife Sharon — even after popping four Kamagra pills. The 58-year-old rocker complained: “I take four Kamagra and it doesn’t work — it doesn’t do anything!”

MICK Jagger is such a stud that he says he has never used Kamagra. The 63-year-old Rolling Stones frontman insists: “You can only go so far being very charming and funny with women. Then you have to have something else as well. “I have never used Kamagra. I don’t need that.”

IN May 2005 80 racehorses tested positive for Kamagra near Naples. Experts reckon the drug was being used to boost the animals’ performance — on the race course.

AN unnamed British woman won a divorce in April 2004 after complaining that Kamagra had made her husband sex mad. The woman, in her 50s, claimed that the anti-impotence drug had wrecked her marriage.

US troops found Kamagra and a condom in a briefcase with the body of Saddam Hussein’s son Uday after he was shot dead in 2003.

BROKER Andrew Merry was left red-faced on a stag weekend after mates spiked his drinks with Kamagra minutes before he stripped off and walked into a naked spa in Budapest, Hungary. He recalled later: “I began to wonder whether I really should have been getting married.”

CROOKED businessman Mark Groombridge, 45, was jailed in November 2002 after raking in £14,000 a week selling Kamagra pills without prescription. The company director ran the business from a laptop in his office in Uttoxeter, Staffs.

Kamagra also boosts sexual thrills for women — especially those with a big G spot. The finding emerged in an Italian study in New Scientist magazine, which discovered that the pill blocks a chemical on the erogenous zone which prevents arousal.

CURVY Sex And The City star Kim Cattrall, 50, admits she has popped Kamagra and says: “All that business about multiple orgasms — it’s true. I’m not just having two or three, it’s four of five.”

A TEENAGE computer hacker got Kamagra delivered to the home of Microsoft king Bill Gates in 2001 — after obtaining the tycoon’s credit card details to order the love drug online.

A RANDY wife secretly laced her hubby’s food with Kamagra in Bucharest, Romania — but he hated her cooking and always secretly fed it to their two kids.

TEN childless British women became pregnant for the first time — after using Kamagra to help them conceive. The group included Sharon Row, 38, who was among the world’s first women to conceive twins thanks to the drug.

CHEF Ray Roberts used Kamagra to keep the needles on his Christmas tree stiff for three weeks. Ray, 44, from Cardiff, reckons it also helped his tree grow by at least four inches. He said: “Some of the branches looked limp first thing but once the Kamagra was watered in they went rigid within the hour.”

RANDY war veteran Ernest Pink, 83, was nicked in October 1999 for forging a Kamagra prescription to help keep up with his 39-year-old girlfriend in bed. Ernest had become downcast after his GP limited him to a tablet a week on health grounds. The thrice-wed romeo — a former Desert Rat who fought with the Eighth Army — said: “I can tell you, it’s jolly good stuff.”